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A fast motherfucker.
Ben Jones is so fast he ran a mile in under 3 minutes.
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The most perttyest bloned you will ever see she is the best dancer.
"Do you know Jordyn Jones" "yes every one dose"
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Brianna Jones' are girls who get hurt a lot. They tend to always feel alone even in a room full of people. They are different in a good way but people only see that them being different is bad. They cry themselves to sleep a lot and have very few close friends. They are mostly nice but some are dark and sad. They try their best to fit in and some guys are secretly attracted to them but they don't tell them because they don't want to lose their social status. If you find a Brianna Jones or just a Brianna you should sit by them at lunch or try to be friends with them.
Brianna is cute but I don't wanna tell her I like her or I won't be popular.
I would tell Brianna Jones I like her but I don't wanna be a cast out like her
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Ashley Jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
fam: What’s your kink?
me: Watching Ashley Jones close-talk to Lexi Ainsworth on General Hospital.
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Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.
Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.
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A rapper obessed with saying his name.
Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*
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The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.
Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".
Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?
Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.
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