jason brown

The great mens American figure skater who is known for his ponytail. His most famous performance was to the song river dance.

ponytailpower jason brown

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Jason Castro

the guy with dreadlocks, bright blue eyes, an amazing voice, and mad guitar skills from Season 7 of American Idol.

Girl: Oh my god did you watch American Idol last night?! Jason Castro looked SEXY!
Boy: YEAH he did. And I must say, the dreads were lookin mighty fine!

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Dirty Jason

When you’re a good friend and an even better lover but you’re quick to break someone’s face if they cross you.

We’re cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again I’m gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.

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jason giambi

a type of sexual maneuver, where one shoots his load on a girls chest, licks it off and then swallows it. named after the famous yankees slugger who uses it as his signature move; allegedly it turns on girls.'

"I'm gonna pull a Jason Giambi on Sarah tonight."
"Dude that's gay. Why the fuck would you drink your own cum?"
"Good point."

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Jason Mraz

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes

Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"

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jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

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Jason Hua

noun

1) one of many pro-gaming followers or wannabees that blindly imitates pro-gamers by building "must have" 1080p monitors capable of 144 hz due to beliefs that would make them feel capable of "sniping better".

2) one who proudly engages in pedicures.

3) one who enables aimless bot 24x7 and is incapable of disabling it.

x person: Hey guys I just went Jason Hua on my toes!
y person: U R TEH GHEY

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