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A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
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Beautiful inside and out. She is also kind, sweet, loving, admirable, charming, funny and a lot more.She will always at your back if you fell down and will always make you feel like your worth something. Shes not like most people, she is different in a beautiful way. She can always know when your down, and make you feel better in a second. Her laugh and smile just make your day.If you have a Jeane Mae in your life never let go or you will regret it.
I was so down that day and Jeane Mae make me feel better.
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The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find
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The act of giving the male sex a hand job but through his jeans.
This could be followed by a massage or a starter activity before sexual intercourse.
Lauren gave Leon a jean job.
Leon enjoys receiving jean jobs.
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Jeans that are usually pink or white, and are so low-rise you can see the girl's ass crack over the top of them. They are common in Miami and, of course, Brazil.
(Girl wearing Brazilian jeans is walking down the street...)
(Girl) Damn put some pinche clothes on bitch!
(Guy) Damn esa, shake it!!
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Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.
however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
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My emo friend loves skinny jeans.
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Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.
fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!
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