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To jack off using jelly as lube
I caught my brother doing a jelly tug last night.
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Northeast Atlantic coast: tiny, harmless, translucent sea creatures from two to three inches across that resemble jellyfish but do not actually sting their food.
Southeast Atlantic coast: usually about six to eight inches in diameter, a jellyfish that is mildly venomous and identifiable by its four pink horseshoe-shaped markings.
Northeast Pacific coast: up to about fifteen inches in diameter, a jellyfish that doesn't have the long tentacles usually associated with its kind but a short fringe that sweeps food to its mucous layer right under the bell.
"When I was younger," said Sarah, "I would never go swimming when we went to the beach because I was terrified of finding a moon jelly."
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When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response
Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
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The fat rolls on large women that you can snuggle up to on
cold winter nights when the blanket falls off the bed.
Balequas warm jelly is very helpful in cold climates.
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The act of a slutty bitch getting knocked up.
That old slut Kelli, was out messing around with some guys, and got jelly bellied.
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Used to make your piss pipe all moist while your stroking it like there's no tomorrow.
Also used to moisten stank boxes and back door Sallys.
O my God it hurts so bad spankin my shit dry. O word, get some KY Jelly on my gangsta ass cock and stroke that shit.
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clear*what ever braker wants
pink*eat out
black*sex
white*flash tit's
glow in the dark*sex toys
yellow*make out
light blue*masturbate
purple*finger
clear glitter*sex with porn
green*play with clit
silver*feel up
orange*dry sex
gold*suck on any part of body
clear color*sex in water
indigo*3 sum
red*lap dance
~*clear glitter,purple,yellow,pink*~
those are my fav ones haha u want to brake one? haha
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