Lung Job

When a woman is head in such a way that you go past her larynx and rub against her trachea

"Ashley just gave me a lung job"
"Marry Her"

Ray Job

The act of Michael Cera performing a sexual act upon Ray Hank and/or screaming his name while performing a sexual act

Nicole: dood did you see the deleted scenes from that film This Is The End?
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways

Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.

Dan is the master of boy jobs

Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.

I gave a deaf job to Tina.

Stoshu Job

noun Slang: Vulgar.
The act or instance of fellatio by a Greek woman. See also Blow Job.

Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.

Hack job

Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.

Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.

Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?

Joe Blo: You know what I mean.

Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.

Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.