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a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.
juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.
A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate!
Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.
When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle
It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.
He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!
having sex from behind while in a spooning position
yo me and my girl juan noodled this morning
A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.