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linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
Stanley and Julia are a perfffffff couple!!! They might be a bit shy at first but then they will crack on;) They will be guaranteed to stay together forever!!
friend: Look there’s a really cute couple other friend: it must be a stanley and julia!
Wants to be a rockstar in the future and live in Spain or Switzerland
Julia mal: I wanna be a rockstar
Julia Malisz: that’s awesome
A force never to be countered. An amazing team. They're so gorgeous, their beauty will knock you out if you see them. Just overall great, fantastic people
"Omg there are two wonder women??" "No-thats just Isabella & Julia!"
Someone who's terrible at putting on socks
UHG YOUR A JULIA D? YOU CANT EVEN PUT ON SOCKS RIGHT
That one girl with the fat ass and is hot as fuck. Whoever does not want to tap her is probably gay as fuck. She's that one girl who is probably going to either be a porn star when they grow up or marry a celeb, because HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT AS FUCK. She is the type of girl who posts a lot of ass pictures and nobody complains because she got that Mmmmmm fat one. She doesn't go to your school, but for some reason everyone knows who she is because she is hot as fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, have you seen Julia Forster's new post?
Person 2: Yeah, I failed No nut November because of it.
Person 1: Dude Julia's got such a nice ass
Person 2: She's not that hot.
Person 1: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. EXILED TO THE GAY CORNER