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to excrete or defecate, particularly by shitting or pooping
Pull over at this rest stop, man, I gotta drop my junk.
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antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.
Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!
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Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.
If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.
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To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.
Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.
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Basicaly to masurbate
some other slang termss may include "Buffing the bannana" "bopping the bolony" "Chocking the chicken" "Cuffing the carrot" "Jerking off" "spanking the monkey" and "whipping the willy"
Guy1- "So were you tossing your junk all night last night after seeing that girl"
Guy2 "Hell yeah you bet I did mate she was so damn hot why did you?"
Guy1 "Ew no way dude that would be so gross that bitch was just bare ugly"
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1. A phrase used to describe someone's sensational or excited emotions.
2. A phrase used to describe someone's initial terror in a moment of distress.
Can be used with gender distinctions (i.e. flipped her junk, flip his junk)
Can be extreme urbanized: flip yo junk.
You will flip your junk when you go into that haunted house.
When the teacher found out there was a mouse on her back, she flipped her junk.
That roller coaster made me flip my junk!
Yo man, that movie will flip yo junk!
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When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.
I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.
I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.
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