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More information will be realised when Karen isn't sewing us.
Karen is sewing as we didn't give her a free TV.
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Lets make something very clear here about a Karen.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
Karen: PUT YOUR MASK ON!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
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The anti-VAX, and Entitled mom of 3 (now 2) children stolen from her EX, Kyle
Karen: Give me your Xbox now, my son wants it
14 YO: Why cant you but him one?
Karen: STOP DISRESPECTING ME!
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A being that should not exsist, she will speak to the manager and take the kids they often have short hairstyles and they are blonde. Under no circumstances should she be in contact with the manager. This beast will try to mess up your whole day. Karen'sare entitled way beyond what's appropriate, and often scream at other people that somehow. "Disrespects." Them, they evolved from soccer moms with SUVS and Minivans. To fiery nightmare beast who will ruin the day of workers. Oh they also wear classic sun glasses, a big sign of a karen. (Honestly they dont get paid enough to deal with that crap.)
Employee: How may I help you ma'am.
Karen: Give me a discount on these sun glasses.
Employee: sorry ma'am but I cant do that.
Karen: I wAnNa SpEaK tO yOuR mAnAgEr!!!
Employee: Sorry the manager isn't available at this time.
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Karen is a mom name. Most Karens magically appear around the age of 25 to 40 and on immediate release from the Karen birth lab, are wearing a blouse, mom jeans and are demanding to speak to the manager. Their best friends, called Susans have similar birthings, but are from the Susan birth lab. Both the Karen and Susan labs are created by Birtha, the oldest person alive.
Person: oh my god have you seen Karen?
Person 2: yeah she was wearing mom jeans and started yelling about the manager or something.
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Narcissist woman angry at everyone for imaginary sleights and offenses.
Although men prefer long, natural hair, Karen keeps her hair short. She colors her hair with blonde highlights.
Karen is unconcerned with pleasing her man or engaging with the World as a feminine lady.
Karen rebukes the manager if his service employees aren't servile and obsequious to her.
Karen can't drive for 15 minutes without screaming through her windshield at another driver for failing to respect her as if she's in a Presidential motorcade.
Karen never apologizes.
Karen is sanctimonious and shameless.
If you see a Karen on the sidewalk, cross the street to avoid her. She's wearing a psychological bomb vest under her blouse.
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