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Karma doesn't cripple

The phrase is an expression used to tell someone to think of an appropriate karma instead of acting off of revenge or revengeful feelings. This was used in mid 2022 as a rebellious act against Roblox's Dinosaur Simulator scammers as to tell the community to humble them and not wipe them completely of their value, as it could've been a dangerous thing to do or promote as much as many users wanted to.

"Have you heard of our friend lately?"
"He recently got wiped of his valuables for taking another's account."
"Be sure to tell them karma doesn't cripple."

by bermudaz June 27, 2022


Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.

Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.

by rhastings88 February 02, 2015


Schwarma Karma

Farting and following through the morning after consuming a dodgy kebab the night before.

Oh fuck I need to change my drawers I’ve just met with a bit of schwarma karma

by Mary Unfaithful January 04, 2024


reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.

JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!

by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021


Karma shady

Definitely a power bottom that’s all I have to say

Purr Karma shady”

by Fad October 18, 2020


Karma (izumybeloved)

literally the best person ever. very lovely and beautiful. likes being praised but only their partner can or i don’t like you🤨—their partner. (/j)

-“Have you heard of Karma (izumybeloved)?”

-“Yeah, they seem really cool!”

by Sal_ June 20, 2021


toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021