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kelly brenny

Kelly Brenny has legs that can reach towards heaven. She is a genius but at often times, Kelly Brenny will find that they have pooping problems. Kelly Brenny will achieve more than getting knocked up at the age of 22.

Harrison: Dude i cant ace this test
Josh: Go cheat off of kelly brenny

by sexykittenmeowmeow July 20, 2014


Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 22, 2019


kelly time

A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else

Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?

Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time

by mr. brick June 10, 2016


Cathal kelly

A grumpy mofo and likes blocking people out of their lives for no reason

My grandpa acts just like a cathal kelly and that’s why my dad is distancing our family from him !

by shannons0510 October 21, 2019


Emma kelly

One of the most saddest girls alive she is basically the definition of sad and everyone knows it

Wow Emma kelly is one #sadgirl

by Hannah Elise January 16, 2020


lindsey kelly

someone who will make you laugh. they just lift your spirts when you are down plus they have a short temper and know how to roast if needed. They have a truly kind heart but don't like to show it. they don't show emotions but will let you spill yours.

Lindsey Kelly is an amazing person and she is really sweet and has some sass.

by Mask Girl September 28, 2017


Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021