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-A Fluorine Silver
-a person who likes Shaquille o' Neal
-eats dank memes
-loves redbone
I am a Luis Victoria cause Shaquille is life.
He is also known as “the boss” or “daddy”. Hard worker, Independent, intelligent, charismatic, charming, and very ambitious however can be an asshole. He could if he wanted to steal your girl, but is too busy working on his goals to do so. If he friends you, you’re a friend for life to him. Have problems? He will go out of his way to solve them with you.
Is the owner “Luis Bernardo Fernandez?”
A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.
The law has 4 main elements
1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.
Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"
A black haired browned eyes and a great boy friend with a great penis that is 10inch and is great in bed and knows how to pleasure a women
Luis penafiel is so fucking great in bed and out fuck you he will always be mine
CUTE OR WATEVER
WINNI and LUIS D are CUTE OR WATEVER!!
receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"