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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003

468๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


left bank cowboy

the peculiar yet somewhat predictable transformation certain young American celebrities experience upon going Continental (i.e., living or working in Europe). Akin to drugstore cowboy.

American actress Kristen Stewart has now made not one, but two, yes two, French films. Probably on the advice of her agents and handlers she has subsequently done the following :

1) shaved her head (like Sinead O'Connor);

2) dyed it blonde (like Annie Lennox);

3) and entered what appears to be her first serious lesbian/same sex relationship (like any number of American female expats of the last century).

I suspect before long she will also be sporting a Parisian accent, opening a salon, quoting Baudelaire, Cocteau, and Satre' incessantly, and complaining endlessly about all those bourgeoise, materialistic Americans who care only for money and nothing for art. Like Gwyneth Paltrow and so many others before, Kristen Stewart has become a left bank cowboy.

by Virgin Suicides May 6, 2017

210๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.

Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.

by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021

26๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Detroit left turn

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a left turn lane immediately turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a delayed green.

Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."

by Franklin Marshall July 19, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


san francisco left

While driving, the act of passing the street you wish to turn left on, followed by 3 rights.

To make a San Francisco left on 19th Ave at Geary, make a right on 20th, a right on Clement, and then a right on 19th.

by George Burnett March 20, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left 4 Dead

Valve's latest installment, a zombie-fest based on the source engine.
Looks like possibly the greatest multiplayer action that we, as mortals, shall encounter.
It features whats called the "AI Director", which spawns the infected/zombies from different points on the map every time the game is played.

Many claim this game is actually sex in its video game form.

Left 4 Dead Dude 1: wtf that fat shit just threw up on me. thats fucking disgusting.
Left 4 Dead Dude 2: should of been watching your back noob.

by NecromancE September 19, 2008

278๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


left curve gang

real nibbas flexin on bitches with the left curved dick

ME: Hey bitch wanna come over
HER: no
ME: Im in the left curve gang
HER: *drippin*

by Cocapirate June 12, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž