Fridge logic

Moving shit around in a fridge to fit other shit in. This is generally used in small fridges with large bottles and or foodstuffs. Fridge logic can also be used when trying to fit people (generally dead) into a frige without a large area for body-storage. here are a few ways to best use fridge logic:

1. remove shelves, allowing you to fit larger items in.

2. put the item through a woodchipper. it will then take up less space and will be easier to manipulate (and identify)

3. Get a bigger fridge.

If the items still do not fit in the fridge. they probably do not belong in a fridge and should be stored up your ass.

Harlee: "How are we gonna fit the Passion pop into that tiny fridge?"
Scotty: *Removes shelves and throws into motel room* "there."
Harlee: "Nice fridge logic."

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Kalen Logic

The art of being a dumbasss and being internet warrior.

Talking on Skype and waving a verbal battle with somebody is kalen logic or saying that somebody that is bad a cod is a no life

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case logic

exactly what it means.

"its not what i got you for valentines, case logic is not what you think.(its exactly what you think it is)but what "kind"?"

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logic bomb

a loud exclamation said a verbal statement that completely befuddles, bewilders, and discombobulates someone.

Only valid if they make a confused sound.
(what? Whaaa?!?)

So, lil' johnny, what do you want for Christmas?

I have 4 dads.
whaaa?!
LOGIC BOMB!!!

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fuzzy logic

Profile pictures on MySpace or other social networking sites in which a woman (or man, these days) wears pants that are cut so low you can see his or her pubes.

You: Wow, have you seen Henrietta's mom's MySpace pic? She's a little old to be wearing jeans that low.

Me: Yeah, you can see her pubes in that fuzzy logic, dude.

You: I wish Henrietta would post a fuzzy logic for her Facebook photo.

Me: Yeah, but I kind of like the digital divide she posted. I'm a tit guy when it comes right down to it.

You: Yeah, I'd take digital divide over fuzzy logic any day.

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Logic law movement

A movement that seeks to replace all laws with a new system of law where people are free to do anything as long as it doesn't harm other people and any must be shown by symbolic logic to be valid and be shown to be harmful to someone. If not the law would automaticly be struck down mearly by the face that it is illogical.

The principle of precident will not apply because it says that "since it has always been done this way them it must be right" , is a logical which falacy.

This system would be based on the science of logic and not on emotion and falty logic as the present system is.

Support the logic law movement.

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Redneck Math Logic

The cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern United States of America), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a "Redneck Logic" equation.

Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".

Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.

Tucker: Hey man, who are you?
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.

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