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Luck Dragon

The little bit of jizz that comes out sometimes when you pee after having sex.

Better grab some Plan B, babe. I just dropped a Luck Dragon.

by 5kin5uit December 10, 2022


Luck of the irish

This is an American phrase, not an Irish one. It’s an insult to Irish people that was coined during gold mining when a lot of Irish people arrived to make money suggesting they were stupid.

The idea was that if an Irish person could find gold then it was if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed.

-He got his promotion at work
-That’s the luck of the Irish for you

by cupantae94 August 6, 2019


Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian May 31, 2012

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