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Maya doesn’t know how to shut the hell up and stop complaining about every fucking thing.
A very special, kind hearted and overly cute girl. She may seem shy and quiet at first, but she is hella annoying when you get to know her. This bitch is hella cute when she's mad but when you piss her off to the point she hates you, boy did you fuck up.
Me: *gets maya mad mad*
Maya: boy did you fuck up *blocks*
Me: damn she gonna kill mee
Maya is a cool chick but gets really triggered by all these name definitions. Maya thinks people are funny… people think maya are funny.
Maya thinks maya is funny.
Person 1: can’t talk because is laughing so hard.
Maya: nods. Checks Instagram… sighs
Nosy. Annoying. Posts random pictures. Still not a genius sorry.
Maya
Maya is a walking devil.
She is a straight, privileged white girl bitch and any time you see her, you get the sudden urge to throw up.
Ron: What a nice day it is tod-
Maya: *Walks by*
Ron: *Gags* I suddenly want to punch something. Really hard.
a girl who loves coffee enemas using her favourite klisma
Person 1: hey why does she look so alert?
Person 2: it's because she's a Maya, she infused her favourite blend up her ass this morning