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Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 7, 2011


white magnet

starbucks

a white magnet is starbucks

by huntingdownwhoevertookmyname March 22, 2024


magnetic creativity

On a consistent basis, one provides and fights for their partner through hard times and highs in life. Most importantly; they deeply connect on an interpersonal level.

Magnetic creativity: Tait and Cam consistently every day, promote a magnetic creative relationship through persistent love and nurture.

by Touch.Mike.Hunt. January 10, 2024


Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016


Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 20, 2023


Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020


Heavy Magnet

Fat, heavy, clingy bitch.

"Bro this bitch is a heavy magnet." - Heavy metal

by Goofy ahh Cat July 30, 2023