male secretary

A job a male has when he claims to make a lot of money but never has any.

He tries to act like a big baller, but he is really the secretary!

27👍 23👎

male romper

A one piece garment that is an odd mix between a shirt and a shorts. Often worn by gay men. It must also be noted that those who do wear male rompers usually are flaming gay not masculine gay.

Latin root word: "rumper" meaning: to take it up the rump.

"Joey bought a male romper." Friend 1.

"Bruh, you know what that means? He is DTR (down to rump)" Friend 2.

"He couldn't decide if he wanted a cargo shorts or a t-shirt." Friend 1.

"Yeah but that also means he's DTR and loves blowjobs." Friend 2.

"Yasssssss" Friend 1.

"Omg Carl! I had to take off my male romper to take a shit. I was butt ass naked and cold." "I saw a glory hole and that warmed me up inside." Friend 1

"Hell nooooo, Bobby! I told you to leave those glory holes alone." "Don't let your male romper touch this nasty floor." Friend 2

13👍 9👎

male infanticide

To kill an infant or baby because they are male.

Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.

30👍 27👎

Beta Male

You.
A beta male is someone who has characteristics of a female, e.g. you.

Me: Look at that beta male searching for the definition of beta male. Pathetic.

35👍 30👎

male cougar

I am a 51 year old single parent whom has put my son into university. I now want to have a relationship with a 25 year old woman for many Good reasons; does this make me a looser? I think not and they are lining up so neither do they. Obviously!!!

a male cougar is also called a rhino.

136👍 156👎

male vigina

when a man sticks his dick and balls in between his legs

clerks two Jays male vigina

20👍 19👎

Lambda Male

The kind of male who is just constantly bleating.

"baaaaaaa"

"ah, he must be a Lambda Male"

12👍 5👎