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When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.
Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!
Michiganed, a pilot cancelling his or her flight for an unexpected change in weather.
If you're a pilot and have to cancel your flight for a sudden change in weather, congratulations you've been Michiganed.
When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.
Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
Warren Michigan is a principal city in the state of Michigan usually wrongly accused of being suburban when it’s really urban. Warren has a decently high crime rate, with violent crimes getting bigger and bigger every year. It shares 8 mile with Detroit along with some other cities. Warren is home to many people with warrants and sex convictions as well. Some locals might just call it Warren while others call it Lil Detroit, Mini Detroit, or WARRANTVILLE. Warren is famous for having trailer parks all over the place from 8 mile and up. In these trailer parks, drunks, druggies, and drug dealers run wild. It is very common to see hood dudes, Rednecks, drunks, and straight up ghetto white trash individuals all through Warren. Schools are just a playground for fights, drama, and STDS. 95% of warren is either homeless, low class (Low income), or low to middle class citizens. The employment tanker heavily a decade ago and I feel like it may never recover, especially with Warren being one of the top 3 most populated cities in Michigan. Warren police may be the most corrupted police department in Michigan right up there with Roseville and Detroit.
Warren Michigan is a city, full of hard working people who don’t know how to stay out of trouble.
Warren Michigan gets misjudged as a city full of fake gangsters, when half of the city have evil people trying to prove how gangster they can be.
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When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead
This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass
This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,