mad milk

this is a secondary item for the scout class in tf2

when the scout used it on a enemy they will be coated in the mad milk effect

when somone is coated in mad milk nothing will happen to them but everyone who damages them will get a percentage of the damage as health

if a spy is coated in it and tries to cloak they will still be visible due to the dripping effect of the mad milk

scout1: i will coat them all in mad milk
teamate whos low hp: ok ill go in and heal

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milk boat

When you're fucking a thot missionary style at an angle and nut on her face so it appears she is drowning.

Chad #1: Haha bro I accidentally gave Stacy a milk boat last nice, it was fucking awesome.
Chad #2: Bro... that's deep.

Stacy #1: Omg he gave me a milk boat last night! It was embarrassing, but I'd do it again.
Stacy #2: Gettum girl!

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milk sausage

the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis

1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!

2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.

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Foaming the milk

post-coital cunnilingus

After laying some serious pipe with Amanda, she was still horny so I foamed the milk a little bit.

During vaginal intercourse, the female produces a filmy, white lubricant. Upon completion, applying the lips, tongue, and mouth to the vagina is an act known as 'foaming the milk'.

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Bowl of Milk

When you pull out of a girls vagina because you stupidly aren't wearing a condom, and you blow your nuts all over her tummy, and the cum drips down into her belly button and creates the proverbial "bowl of milk".

JoeSchmo: "I was banging Susie Q without a condom... and i pulled out and cummed on her timmy...and it made a Bowl Of Milk!"

JohnDoe: "Your a freaking genius."

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cheese milk

When you are lazy and you have a big hunk of cheese then it rots and rots and get pushed to the back of the fridge, where is pulverized and mashed into a fine smoothie of rotten cheese or Cheese Milk

Kid: Dad wheres the cheese you bought a year ago.

Dad: Im sorry son, It turned into cheese milk and ruined the fridge

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Dick Milk

When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.

Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.

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