fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

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Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

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aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

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jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

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Muffin Juice

The new slang for vaginal secretion.

Kevin: Dude what happened?

Jimmy: I was going down on her and her muffin juice got all over my shirt!

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Muffin Mash

The female equivalent of teabag.

1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.

2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.

After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.

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Muffin Master

The Ability to Bake Bomb Ass Muffins, Thus Muffin Master.

Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins

I can bake some bomb ass muffins...thus implying i am a Muffin Master

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