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National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!
The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.
That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache
The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner
1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.
You have a little mustache milk leftover.