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Ava deal

When you give money to someone for them to buy you something but you give them less money for something larger

Mom if I give you 20 bucks can you buy me something that’s 70 that’s a Ava deal

by Straggot May 18, 2022


dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020


womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.

"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"

by Finseed April 1, 2020


Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015


The Booty Deal

When The entertainment and media industry offers somebody with great influence, a life of luxury and fame in exchange for something strange. AKA “the Booty Deal”.

Im pretty sure young John took the Booty deal.

by Fred Amateur Rebel January 7, 2024


sweet deal

Two words that a nice teacher named Mark says. They mean something that is poggers/something good that happens to you.

I just got a new car. That's a sweet deal

by plantz June 18, 2021


real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 17, 2023