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A Shower.
plain and simple.
i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.
but he's been too lazy to define it on here.
"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"
Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
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That time of day (5:00) when your uncle has to bathe in a hot spring. Originates from GanXingba's "Avatar: The Abridged Series."
Iroh: "...And what is the one rule about Naked Iroh Time?"
Zuko: "Don't disrupt Naked Iroh Time!"
Iroh: "You're damn right. Now get your tuckus out of here before I kick it!"
Zuko: "Ohhh... now I'm scarred both psychically AND mentally..."
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the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.
I am glad the naked brothers band was cancelled.
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When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks
P1- what did you do last night
P2- just pulled a naked burrito
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when a person is naked to the fullest extent
that chick last night night got butt booty naked at the park in front of everybody.
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Text sent out on Friday to remind all to celebrate life, love, music and humanity (naked, of course), in a non-materialistic appreciation of our naked assets, talents and dreams. As thousands would concur, started by musical genius over 20 years ago (this site will not let me mention the name of, yet, pending clarification of celebrity status). Now trending across the world and in urban cities throughout the US. Innocent and non-sexual, respectfully submitted, flirtatious gesture. To let your dreads down, so to speak, in a way that let's someone know you appreciate them for who they are, minus all the "stuff" that they carry around with or on them. "Happy Naked Friday" everyone!
Danno: Happy Naked Friday!
Jacq: Thanks babe!
Danno: Where are your Pants at?
Jacq: Sleeping in the laundry basket. Are you playing tonight?
Danno: Yep. AtFirstAve
Jacq: See you there! Love ya!
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Naked jeep girl is the username of a girl on ebanned who posts pics and vids of herself having sex with strangers, giving blow jobs in public, fucking guy after guy and letting everyone masturbate on her face or in her mouth. I didn't believe such a hoe existed until I found naked jeep girl. We messaged back and forth and I became so infatuated by this tramp when I found out she was a days drive away. One day I got to fuck her behind a dumpster on the asphalt at wall mart.
I got herpes from naked jeep girl
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