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The ~30 minute nap one takes the night they write their LaGuardia research paper.
Teacher: "Why are you so tired?"
Student: "Last night I had a LaGuardia nap."
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When your so poor and you have no food, you choose to have a nap over being so insatiably hungry.
I wish my family had some food, I'm so hungry, I think I need to have a nap sandwich.
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Sex or masterbation before a nap.
Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.
Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"
Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."
"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."
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When someone holds you captive in their asshole
Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
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Derogatory expression for a lady's sanitary towel or tampon. Usually seen on 'that week' during each month on the bathroom windowsill.
Fred: "how did last night go wit dat bitch?"
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.
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So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo
"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"
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people who are generally better than your average human don't sleep........they power nap!
superman doesn't sleep! he power naps!!
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