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When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set
Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.
Watching unknown, hidden gems on Netflix. The type that wasn't in theaters but is highly relatable, fucked up, and funny.
"What's your Sunday looking like right now?"
"Just laying on the couch hungover. Probably watching some Netflix underground involving sex, drugs, and regret. Basically my night last night,"
"OMG I'm coming over. I found Strictly Sexual. Total Netflix underground gem."
When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.
Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay
Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.
You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?
That looks lame!
Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!
Ok.. let’s make out.
When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.
I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.
the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.
jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.
A substitute of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching a movie in the background and fucking the brains out of the other participant, netflix and love ambiently plays a pop culture film to distract the two viewers from their inescapable loneliness. It adds normalcy to their weighted plight to reach another soul as they gaze into another’s eyes. Assigning every aspect of people they love to the otherwise stranger in front of them, a true intimate moment is reached by both parties.
A result of loneliness and the willingness to love without reason
Mentally ill lover mindset: I’m destined to be alone. I want to feel held tonight. I’m going on tinder to find some Netflix and love