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when you stop what you are doing to smoke a joint
fuck what were doing J BREAK!!!
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a break from school for all students, not just college and highschool.
spring break is the only thing that keeps me sane during the last semester of school.
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A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
"I'm not going to see Breaking Wind because Jacob ends up becoming a pedophile."
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A term originally coined by Cody Smith aka xbox live gamertag: any1butu. It is a term commonly used on xbox live to announce the fact that you need to take break from the game to masturbate. It is normally used during a long session of elder scrolls:oblivion or any other RPG for that matter. Due to the nature of these games, they can induce high levels of stress that can only be relieved by one solitary act. The reason for this break is usually because said "girlfriend" is normally asleep at the hours of the night at which these kinds of actions take place. This can and does take place while in an xbox live party and is usually put into the term "I'll brb or I'm gonna get some food". After the deed is done, the original conversation resumes with said friend.
Cody Smith was up late one night playing oblivion on xbox live and his girlfriend was already sound asleep upstairs. He had been on a long journey of defeating the fighters guild that night and decided that he need to take a beat break in order to release his inner demons. He tells his buddy N worded that he is hungry and needs to get some food when in reality he is about to surf the internets for porn to masturbate to. After Cody ejaculated all over this keyboard, he resumes his conversation with n worded and makes note of his now pre-existing hunger issue.
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A phrase used to describe a really bad situation brought on by surprise.
Traditional use:
Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"
Jake - "Break the bong."
Modern use:
Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"
Rad - "Haha yah I did man."
Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"
Rad - "Right again."
Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."
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the 'leave no trace' effort at cleanup after sex to appear as if sex didn't just take place. ie, leaving the habitat and 'campers' in the pristine condition they were found.
After riotous sex in a relative's guest room, you start breaking camp and setting the entire room and yourselves back in order before sitting down for brunch with them on the patio.
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"In 1975 on a hot summer July, while Up Rocking with some members of TBB Graffiti Artists a simple Up Rocking move turned into a falling mistake by a kid named TE-TE Rock (not the later TE-TE Rock) who fell to the ground and made a swift move that changed the Up Rocking dance art throughout the world. This dance art became known as Break Dancing since we jokingly called it breaking your ass on the concrete. But the better name for it is actually "Rocking" since it originated from Up Rock to start with." Written by Batch TBB
Break dancing is the modern commercial term for Rocking and not all Break dancers are Bboys.
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