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Danny Jones

Lead Guitarist/singer of McFLY This 5'10, Brown Haired 20 year old Is dating Mercedes. He likes dogs, and it content on singing "Gomena Jia Jia Apollo Jia jia, Gomenda Jia jia." Also every friday night he does Danny's Disco. :) He actually did stay on a room on the 3rd floor, hence the song name. And he'd like to nip Ferne.

Mercedes is really lucky to have Danny Jones in her life!

by Mechanical Maids December 25, 2006

89👍 89👎


Ben Jones

A fast motherfucker.

Ben Jones is so fast he ran a mile in under 3 minutes.

by 14789632 February 16, 2015

10👍 6👎


jordyn jones

The most perttyest bloned you will ever see she is the best dancer.

"Do you know Jordyn Jones" "yes every one dose"

by Lena mantler March 22, 2018

5👍 2👎


brianna jones

Brianna Jones' are girls who get hurt a lot. They tend to always feel alone even in a room full of people. They are different in a good way but people only see that them being different is bad. They cry themselves to sleep a lot and have very few close friends. They are mostly nice but some are dark and sad. They try their best to fit in and some guys are secretly attracted to them but they don't tell them because they don't want to lose their social status. If you find a Brianna Jones or just a Brianna you should sit by them at lunch or try to be friends with them.

Brianna is cute but I don't wanna tell her I like her or I won't be popular.

I would tell Brianna Jones I like her but I don't wanna be a cast out like her

by Someone ananomous August 2, 2017

5👍 2👎


Ashley Jones

Ashley Jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.

Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.

Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes

Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.

fam: What’s your kink?

me: Watching Ashley Jones close-talk to Lexi Ainsworth on General Hospital.

by LuzTrash February 1, 2018

5👍 3👎


Mike Jones

Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

by Lt Panda July 11, 2005

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Mike Jones

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

52👍 50👎