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verb - In the U.S. Naval Academy, to date a fellow Midshipman. Having sex without dating is called slaying.
dark sider (noun) - One who engages in dark siding.
See also: wuba, slay
I dark-sided once; I dated a wuba from 29th Company.
My roommate is a dark-sider; he dates a wuba from 29th Company.
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THE funniest Moose this side of... Mooseville? or something...
I'm hereby announcing that I accept bribes and other various offerings, such as cold cuts, beer, free cable, and of course pineconez to basically look the other way.
Of course, like all dirty enoforcement, some day I'll turn on you and rat you out.
You may place a bribe here in this thread, and if its good enough, I'll mind my own dirty pig business.
Let's hope Internal Mod Affairs doesn't catch up with me before I get a bunch of free virtual stuff :0)
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The cheapest card of all. It is used in The show YuGiOh and is often only drawn when Yugi is in trouble and "believes in the heart of the cards" as he says. We all know that he is a dirty liar and his deck is rigged and the "believe in the heart of the cards" is just bullcrap so noone knows hes really cheating. Only 12 year olds who play Runescape believe him.
Yugi is down to 14 life points and the enemy is at 4000.
Yugi : "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!11111!!!!1"
Enemy: "lawl yea okay there Yugi, you know thats not gonna work"
Yugi draws a card
Yugi: "AHAHA, I HAVE DRAWN THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!1111!!!!!1, NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 1 HIT CUZ IM THAT 1337 YO!!!!!11!!!1111"
Yugi attacks the enemy and wins the match
Enemy: "LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, YUGI IS HAXING ADMIN PL0X BAN HIM NAO!!!!!!111!!!!!!!"
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dark brownish-colored private parts (labia, nipples, areolas) appearing on women who are otherwise not "of color."
i really like it when a lighter skinned girl turns out to be packin' some dark meat under her clothes.
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When a white woman either falls in love or just randomly dates a black guy.
Brittany: Hey Paige come meet Kayla's new boyfriend.
Kayla: His name is Chris.
Paige: Damnnnnn Kayla yousa darkness balls!!!!
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The Dark Web is a part of the internet that can only be accessed by something called a Tor Network. It is commonly confused with the Deep Web, which is just the part of the internet that can't be indexed by google (edit profile pages, etc.)
It is also commonly confused to be one of the darkest places in the world, full of crime and illegal things everywhere. That's actually not true. The Dark Web is just 4% of the internet that can't be accessed by regular web browsers. And also, only about 30% of the things on there are illegal. It's mostly just for people who want to be anonymous from the tracking networks that Google/facebook etc. have. Like for instance, Facebook has its own Dark Web address.
Unlike the media portrays it, the Dark Web isn't a bad place. It's just for people who want to be anonymous in the world of websites and ads tracking everything you do.
But you still might not want to go there. The things that ARE on there can be scary. Child porn, dead body porn, assassination lotteries, red room tickets (you don't want to know what that is), bitcoin fraud, and everything else is fairly common. I don't go to any of these websites, and if you don't want to have to bleach your eyes in prison then I suggest you don't either.
Also, if you do want to access the Dark Web, then I suggest you get a VPN to mask your IP address, unplug all microphones, cameras, speakers, and printers, go there on a Virtual Machine(preferably with TailsOS), and don't do illegal things.
Person 1: Hey bro look at this thing I found
Person 2: Send me the link
Person 1: Oh you can't go to it on a regular web browser it's on the dark web
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The wrong way to spell Dark Tranquillity
Dumbass (over text): Dude I just discovered how awesome Dark Tranquility is!
Me: It's Dark TranquiLLity, dumbass. There's two "L"s
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