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Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 20, 2022


your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024


I wanna leave Urban Dictionary

F*ck you

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary, but I'm scared i will regret it

by RFGDSFDSAgse64 November 4, 2020


leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley March 28, 2011


kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems

P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave

by Faiahball October 14, 2022


leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 12, 2011


She CLEARLY wants to leave guys

If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...

Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024