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The art of sending a meme while drunk to another person you would not talk to sober
Girl I was so tipsy last night I drunk memed my ex Chris.
The act of purchasing a domain name while under the influence or drugs, alcohol, or a party full of geeky friends. This usually occurs at or near the end of a party, typically after the party degrades to sharing funny YouTube videos.
Dude, I must have been drunk domaining again last night. I woke up and found out I own 'ilikepoo.com'.
When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.
When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.
When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough
All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.
When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.
"Dude you ok?"
"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"
"Your Oprah drunk"
when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason
someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.