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just like it sounds a call made after sex
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
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An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.
"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic
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Feeling guilty after having an orgasm when watching porn.
P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"
P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes
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The lint balls trapped in a person's ass crack. More common if the person has a hairy ass crack.
Dude, I just cleaned out the shower drain and found a year's worth of after dinner mints.
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Not Thursday
The greatest Long Island band ever
Theyll rock your world
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When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
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When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.
While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner
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