He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.
Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie
A person who get so many big juicy bitch tits that no one in a 4 mile radius can even look at there own nipple with out the tit lord knowing about it.
Charles- Hey why is that guy rubing the other guys nipple?
Emily- Bc he owns them all, he is the Tit lord, but he said no homo first so its cool.
To be a tit lord one must first remove there own nipples bc the tit lord canot be distracted from the tits of his people.
the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time
cop, get on the ground, you douch lord
a slang word for a smexy beast who loves pussy and often likes to walk out of places with a coffee machine
hey miss lord waadup
nothing just taking my coffee machine for a walk
it a god who many worship for the gift a big pp
john worshiped pp lord and his pp grew six inches that night
A strong motivated individual that travels far and wide to spread hints across the lands.
"Man I always know what to do because the Hint Lord drops those sick hints!"