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Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.
Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)
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The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.
Do you know what day it is today?
It’s send national send oscar nudes day!
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Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.
I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.
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A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
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the best dog in the world. a chill thing.
Owner: Oscar get back here!
Oscar aragoat: no
Mailman: ahh
Brother: the dog ate my yeezys
Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.
I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.