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When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.
“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”
When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.
WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.
What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.
Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!
Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading
When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
If you are reading this your gay as fuck