Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.

Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."

BIG P

adjective
1.
of the most excellent or desirable type or quality.
"the best midfielder in the country"
synonyms: finest, greatest, top, foremost, leading, pre-eminent, premier, prime, first, chief, principal, supreme, of the highest quality, superlative, unrivalled, second to none, without equal, nonpareil, unsurpassed, unsurpassable, peerless, matchless, unparalleled, unbeaten, unbeatable, unexcelled, optimum, optimal, ultimate, surpassing, incomparable, ideal, perfect; More
adverb
1.
to the highest degree; most (used with verbs suggesting a desirable action or state or a successful outcome).
"they named the pictures they liked best"
synonyms: most, to the highest/greatest degree
"the food he liked best"
noun
1.
that which is the most excellent, outstanding, or desirable.
"buy the best you can afford"
synonyms: finest, top, cream, choice, choicest, prime, elite, crème de la crème, flower, jewel in the crown, nonpareil; More
verbinformal
1.
outwit or get the better of (someone).
"she refused to allow herself to be bested"
synonyms: defeat, beat, get the better of, gain the advantage over, get the upper hand over, outdo, outwit, outsmart, worst, be more than a match for, prevail over, conquer, vanquish, trounce, triumph over;

YOU ARSE YOU SHOULD WANT TO BE LIKE BIG P.

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE LIKE BIG P

P-Card

The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.

Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*

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P-Factor

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "Penility

Factor."

1. The P-Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

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P. Diddy

What Ke$ha wakes up feeling like

"Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy

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P-fold

1. An abbreviated slang term that means "pussy fold."

2. A street term referring to a woman's vagina.

3. A term referring to the pattern that a vagina resembles, as if it were "folded."

4. Referring to the "pussy fold," as in the shape or resemblence of a woman's vagina, wherein the "lips" appear to be folded.

Her P-fold looks like cabbage!

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P demon

A prostitute that doesnt satisfy you and takes your money.

That P demon totaly ripped me off

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