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Miya Parker is amazing she is beautiful, an amazing personality, she puts everyone before her self, when you think of her she brightens up your day she makes it 100x better and when you are around her you want to make her feel like nothing else matters like if you could you would holder till she doesn’t want to be held just to make her feel safe or happy and block out anything marking her feel down or in mental pain.
Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: that is Miya Parker she is amazing.
horrible man that financially abused elvis presley
ew gross its tom parker
Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map
When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."