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making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.
"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"
physically crossing out an action or person.
Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”
person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”
person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”
person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”
When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen
"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"
When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.
Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!
A marijuana vape pen. Also known as carts or carrridges.
Hey Orion can I hit the doot pen?
is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.
african bic pen