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Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.
Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."
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1. Changing the size of all the periods in an essay to make it appear longer than it actually is. Commonly used to meet length requirements of a paper.
2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.
1. Oh shit! my essay is short by about a page. Time to use the period trick!
2.
Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?
Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.
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A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.
The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.
Whats wrong dude?
I’m having my male period should be over in a few days.
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pants that the school nurse makes you where if you have period'd in your pants at school. These are usually dirty 80's white wash jeans with pleating and found in your schools lost and found box.
oh no i went period in my pants! better go see the school nurse and get some period pants.
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The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."
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The hole used by men while women are on their periods. Also known as the asshole.
Karen was bitchin' out and Bob knew why. So he fucked her in the period hole and all was well.
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wizard of the periods. most have special powers such as the ability to give cramps, bloating, and iritability.
raelyn, YOU are a period wizard.
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