ONE EYED PETE

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.

There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!

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Pisstol Pete Maravich

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.

Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

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pete me, frater

"Come at me, bro" in Latin. Generally used to piss off people who don't know any Latin.

"you calling me an idiot?"
"so what if i am?"
"pete me, frater."

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pete davidson

i actually don't know who he is to be honest all i know is that he was engaged to ariana grande

person: hey do you know who pete davidson is?
person 2: didnt he date ariana grande

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sneaky pete the magician

When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.

Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

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Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

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Billy and Pete theorem

The theory that Billy and Pete cease to exist once their objective had been completed. They are seen in the same clothes everyday, despite weather, and never seem to leave nor enter where they are. They only come into existence when they are needed and leave when they are not, nobody can see them leave or enter, they just enter

It's a shame that Einstein died when he was about to solve the Billy and Pete theorem, what a shame, and a coincidence...