When you're tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. Then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of NUT!!!
"CORY WIPE IT OFF MY FACE!" Shayna
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A sexual maneuver originating in France but quickly gaining in popularity in America.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
Everybody run! Jake just gave Tamika an angry phantom, and she's got a gun!
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Simple to perform, produces hilarity for hours. First, turn on your video camera. Next, you engage in anal sex with your partner, but bring a friend secretly. Make sure that you are near a window. As you are about to dispatch your men, pull out and let your friend in on he deed. Try not to let her notice. Run outside to the window and make a silly face at her. Hilarity ensues. Ten points.
While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.
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So basically your doing a girl in the ass-just before you come you pull your dick out of her ass, spit on her bak, then when she turns around and think your done you come in her face.....
i just Phantom Menaced the shit out of her!!!
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Feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket, even though it's not.
"Why does he keep looking at his phone?"
"The post-break-up stress disorder psychic-dols oodles embody themselves as phantom texts, dude. Give him a break!"
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When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...
Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...
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A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.
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