Ur religion poop like a pigeon

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined

Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*

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Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago

Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool

Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!

Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)

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Pigeon Toeing

The act of sticking ones big toe up another individual's rectal passage.

Person A-"Dude what's that rank smell?"
Person B-"Dude that's Josh's foot."
Josh-"Yeah I just got done pigeon toeing Melanie."

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pigeoned

When you blame someone of doing something you are actually guilty of.

-A: Dude, you ate the chocolate cake
-B: Damn you just pigeoned me, I saw you eat the cake

pigeoned

When you and another person are communicating in a thread, a third party jumps in a drops a load of shit into the thread and then disappears.

dude - last night I was having a great conversation with Trista on FB - some random chick popped in and PIGEONED our chat.

Pigeon Toss

It is simply a 'hands cupped, ball clap' Done from the the rear, between the legs (of the male victim/friend)while standing. Meant as a funny gesture to shock the person when they least expect it.
More details:
This surprise, obnoxious, inappropriate act is meant to be done to a male wherein the person (coming from behind) walks up to the 'male victim' crouches down with arms forward elbows closely aligned, with the hands face up cupped together (similar to how we do when washing our face bent over a sink) and in fast motion reach in from underneath the victim, with hands low between the victims legs, hands cupped, stands up while swinging up,and 'cup slaps' the balls of the victim, then retreats laughing..wake up buddy! You just got pigeon tossed!

Someone should pigeon toss him, it'll wake him up.

Pigeon Syndrome

To become or be a pigeon. Usually not real and especially popular in meme culture.

Friend 1: What were your lab results?
Friend 2: I have Pigeon Syndrome
Friend 1: Pigeon Syndrome?
Friend 2: *Pigeon Noises*