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Some minecraft farmer, gives food to the poor.
Damn that farmer looks like a ping mei
The kind of person you want to take to any event because she will keep you smiling from her quick wit and cheeky bashfulness. Full of heart and strong willed.
No party is incomplete without a little bit of I-Ping!
An Asian person playing first.
Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.
In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
An absolute legend of a peep. Loves to get munted on the weekend with his crew Horatio, El Bosso and E Bae. Can be found fully
Muller-riced at the All Bar One on some cheeky Snow in Putney Bridge. Or losing his shit when he’s spilt Nauf-De-Pap on his salmon leg wrappers. A totes Archbishop of Banter-bury and he loves a cheeky nandos. Also goes by the yawn moniker “Simon”.
Person one: hey, have you met ping?
Person two: fuck yes I have, what a ledge.
Person one: why is he called ping? Is he Chinese?
Person two: Hell no, it’s because his bloody cellular won’t stop pinging off. The ladies LOVE a bit of ping.
Person one: how insightful. What an utter bad man.