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As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
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A tasty breakfast meat thats more commonly known as Taylor Ham. It comes in a roll similar to salami, and is eaten in slices. Great in omelets or egg sandwhiches
;A girl with a big fat butt that jiggles as she walks. It has gone way past the point of attractiveness.
"Mom, wheres the pork butt? Im freakin starvin"
"Watch out, pork butt at 12 o'clock"
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ejaculate/s, assorted body fluids!
-surely you're familiar with 'beef' by-products'??? i hope so, because even though i'm familiar with the term, after some 40 odd years, i still don't know exactly what they are??
one would find this term on the ingredients of something like say, "potted meats". -sounds like a 'marketeer special' term to me!...i guess in actuality, they would be chopped up animal buttles, or something close.
-either of these, 'pork' OR 'beef' by-products would make a 'dreamy' rock band name!! -any takers?? (of course, you won't want to publish this def. anyway, because its' too fucking good!!)
at carla's, i had to ask for a 'rag' to mop up the pork by-products!
he got pork by products all over his sheets, his 'jammies', his wall; everywhere........!
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Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero
Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?
Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!
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this is what james' head looks like
''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''
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When a male sticks his dick in a female and slowly turns her in a 360 degree rotation.
John: me and Sally got so bored last night that we did a pork roast.
Jeff: awesome.
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It means to step on a gas peddle and floor it.
When you driving in a car with someone. You want them to hurry up and go fast. You yell PORK IT MILDRED!
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