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A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.
I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!
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almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole
the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch
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A: Pulling out your penis in the middle of intercourse, punching it hard to get it throbbing, and sticking it back in to finish the job.
B: Punching the vagina during intercourse to tighten it up
C: the exact opposite of Donkey punch
Damn man, last night I gave my dick the ole "fuck punch" during sex, and she screamed like a banshee while it was throbbing inside her.
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-one large bottle of E&J
-3 liters grape soda
-one container of grape kool-aid
-half a gallon of vodka
-one 40(Colt 45)
-one scoop of N.O.-XPLODE
Make some goo punch!
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during the game of lacrosse (or lax) making a fist at the end cap of your stick (or your butt end) then using your fist push or punch your disired target then return to a normal possition before the reff can see you hit the other player usualy used by defenders against cocky attack men or bitchy midfielders
player: you like that slide didn't you punk
defender:*lax punch*
reff: what happend?
defender: I think he's feeling sick
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An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
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When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.
I told her the sandwhich she made for me was nasty, so she came at my face with a clam punch.
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