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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.

Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"

by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024


Bounce to ounce ratio

The ratio between the size (or weight) of breasts and the level of bounce during walking or a light jog

Did you see that? Lorenzo's new girlfriend has an unbelievable bounce to ounce ratio!

by Pygmy Hunter June 11, 2017


L-RATIO

seuplexing your friend after loosing a round of wii bowling to him/her

jerald: did you see jimmy jet L-RATIOED last night
Greg: yeah he got shit on

by swag cum-towel November 22, 2021


Trump Ratio

The Trump Ratio is a ratio of 2.5 to 1. It is the result of dividing Mr. Trump's false statements (~500) by his days in office (~200), which equals 2.5.

Person 1: Hey, how is your new bike?
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from

the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!

by SV_15 September 4, 2017


ratio justice

Ratio-ing the hell out of a grossly unjust tweet.

We need to bring CCP's tweets justifying their genocide of the Uyghurs and their organ harvesting practices to ratio justice.

by March 14, 2023


Bean ratio

When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.

"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."

by Isakisafag February 19, 2015


Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024