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the true political party for the United States of America. This political party takes the interests of real Americans (not illegal immigrants) and does its best to protect and preserve individual rights and the constitution of United States. This political party is made for those Americans who give something back to America and American values, such as hard honest work, and taking responsibility for your own actions.
If you dont believe in such things as "the best man for the job gets it regardless of race, color or creed" or having kids without taking responsibility for them then this isnt the political party for you.
Say what you want about George Bush, but he certainly didnt raise the national debt into the trillions less then 1 year into his Presidency.
Special Note: If you are a terrorist then you certainly dont like or belong to the Republican Party.
Idiot Liberal: That Rep. Wilson is a jerk for what he did.
Republican Party: While it was in bad taste, you do know Obamacare didnt have any provisions excluding healthcare for illegal immigrants until he said something right?
Idiot Liberal: Oh,...the media never reported that.
Republican: Wow you mean the liberal media didnt report that?!? There is a huge surprise.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to give more back to charities and shelter the homeless. Follow my example, why last year I gave over $100,000 to charity.
Republican: Your family's net worth is almost $50 Million, thats less then half of 1% of it. So if I give $500 we could be considered even right?
Pelosi:.........
Dennis Kucinich: Abolish the death penalty.
Republican: Has any member of your family been raped or murdered?
Kucinich: Of course not, we dont live around poor people or in a poor neighborhood.
Republican: So you have no idea what its like to have that happen to you?
Kucinich: Nope
Republican: How you got elected I will never know.
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An extreme right-wing view held by a very, very small percentage of the population. Not everyone who votes Republican fits the above description. Nowhere in the Bible is democracy even mentioned, let alone Jesus commanding people to vote one way or another. George Bush is not in direct communication with God. How can some people be so ignorant and rant such silly and thoughtless self-righteous garbage, while insinuating they are more intelligent than 53% of the country (who are creationists)?
If you sincerely believe Republican Christianity are plotting to take over the world or revoke the Constitution or some non-sense, douse yourself in kerosene and torch your body on a street corner in order to get your message to the masses. They might care for a second.
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Someone who is really sketchy and suspicious. Someone who can't be trusted.
Guy: Hey that guy wants to meet me in an alley!
Girl: That's creepy AF.
Guy: Yeah he seems like a Black Republican.
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1: One who collects fecal matter
2: An idiotic oxymoron
3: A myth
I once thought I was a Liberal Republican, but it turns out I was just a bed-wetter.
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A term used by others when a republican becomes too emotional and starts crying, typically used to mock right-winged associates. It's also used as an insult to republicans who got too cocky stating "Well Specific Candidate will win the election, Specific Candidate 2020 that their president would win the election, but only to be proven wrong days later.
Democrat/Liber 1: Seems like the republicans got too cocky and their president lost.
Democrat/Liberal 2: Yeah, guess it seems like it's time to drink some Republican tears.
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So basically, Donald Trump. He doesn't fit either the Republican ideologies or the Democratic ideologies but rather has instances of both
He was more of a Democratic Republican since he showed signs of both parties philosophical ideals
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A gay Republican, possibly closeted. Ironic in two senses: it's the name of a fashion company and banana is a term, albeit an immature one, for a penis.
Oh my god, Beverly Leslie on Will & Grace is SUCH a Banana Republican.
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