A man whith an abnormal addiction to rockstar and energy drinks and has a very squeaky voice. Also allergic to most things including grass
Hey Akhmatova want to get a rockstar
Nah man don’t want to be a Harper Roberts
A Badass scientist who fights vampires with his cute dog. He found a cure to a virus that killed almost every human. He also commited suicide in a very badass way with a grenade while being cornered by vampires.
That dude looks cool, he reminds me of Robert Neville
someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but he also has a mortgage.
sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
The act of anal intercourse...’browning’ the ‘robert’. 19th century slang. Used in ‘Tipping the Velvet’ by Sarah Waters
Rent boy parlance: 2 shillings for a shuffle, 1/2 crown for a suck, or a sovereign for a Robert Browning.
Gets ratio'd easily on Twitter and is a very big Overwatch league fan. His favorite teams are the SF Shock and Seoul Dynasty. Could've been a professional quarterback in the NFL, but had to give up because of his OPness. He's an English major and he's passing all of his classes with all A++'s. Also has a fire ass mullet. Overall kinda mid LOL!!
"Robert Lozada tried to photosynthesize until he realized his ass was grass." "Robert Lozada is very mid at Overwatch"
A homosexual famous individual who attends a really shit school. He loves to have sex with male individuals and is known in the industry of porn to have erectile disfunction. He bullies 4 girls in year 10 and he has a willy the size of Mr Taylor’s teeth.
If you see him do not approach him as he will try to infest you with his rape minions (HIV)
Jim: Finn is really horrible person
Dan: He is famous for not good reason
Jason: yeah stay away from Finn Roberts
A sweet heart a girl that cares about anyone and everyone she is awesome.
thanks Amara Roberts for being a friend