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when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
hey can i Russian pretzel you tonight yes bring the salt
Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.
Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.
Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.
Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.
When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .
It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .
A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth
Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.
Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!
Champagne with vodka. Preferably with a flavored vodka
The only thing that can make this day better is a Russian Mimosa!