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When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek
(noun)
The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!
Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!
When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it
After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit
When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.